I in Evil

A “wicked . . . ghoulishly fun” self-help guide to wellness and positive thinking for the living dead and the monstrously misunderstood (Dread Central).
 
So you’re dead. Now what? To all vampires, mummies, wolfmen, gill-men, poltergeists, and monsters (Frankensteins, or otherwise), you’ll have the impulse to treat people as prey. It can be curbed. If you’re able to change into something absolutely fricking insane as soon as the sun goes down, you can also change for the better. Whether you’re beholden to your mystic elders or taken prisoner by never-ending bloodlust, or stigmatized by anti-monster propaganda in movies, Fangoria’s Ken W. Hanley is here to help you solve your problems through the power of positivity and self-confidence. To achieve the happiness you deserve, The I in Evil* provides the tools you’ll need to:
 

• Find the right job to utilize your skills
• Cope with blood-drinking problems
• Stop eating people, and start meeting people
• Eliminate stereotyping and monster-hate speech
• Take action against scare-gregation without resorting to murder

 
And many more tips for assimilating into a society you’ve been terrorizing for centuries.
 
*This ebook is free of garlic, moondust, silver, or any of the other harmful substances that can get under your skin